Homemade muscle shirts are exactly what to wear for a hot and fashionable Fourth. I don’t care whether you’re here in the beer tent in Milton, Wisconsin, or not. I don’t care if you didn’t just get done with a softball game. I don’t care about your sundress. This is what to wear for the happiest possible holiday.

Happy contour.

Happy hope.

Happy liberté, égalité, fraternité.

Happy Lite.

Happy love.

Happy sandwich.

Happy band about to start.

Happy Independence Day. Cut off your sleeves and join The Frye in the Milton Beer Tent 3-6 p.m., then at Madison’s Crystal Corner at 10 p.m. Freedom, hope, fraternité, arms. Join us.