Curious about Steely Dan or Frank Zappa, but don’t like mansplaining?

Have a tarot deck but haven’t really learned it, because regular how-to books just aren’t yacht-rock or prog-rock-adjacent enough?

Welcome to Ann’s Fashion Tarot, the Steely Dan + Frank Zappa Appreciation Edition. Fashion shows up later. For now, we introduce The Fool and offer help to anyone who’s feeling like a dumbass after trying the ticket link.

Here’s The Fool.

Here’s the ticket help.

Here’s some rehearsal footage of “Home at Last” because The Fool is about feeling not-quite-ready but launching anyway.

STEELY ANN & JOE’S GARAGE Saturday April 13
Doors 7 p.m., show 7:30 p.m.
Kato Ballroom ticket link: http://tinyurl.com/55tnwpzt