Yeah so I tried to find a Steely Dan lyric in the vibe of The Lovers but “this is no one night stand” is about as good as it gets. On the upside, if you’ve ever been told you’re an emotionally unavailable acerbic asshole, you can come to the April 13 show and pay close attention to the lyrics and walk away feeling relatively good about yourself.

STEELY ANN & JOE’S GARAGE Saturday April 13
Doors 7 p.m., show 7:30 p.m.
Kato Ballroom ticket link: http://tinyurl.com/55tnwpzt